Da Evil, Despicable, Deaf Old Clown

" hello ... hi tristan, how are you ? "
fine ... as long as i dont see you, old clown ...
i am not trying to be rude, but you see, he is constantly wearing this irritating smile on his face, hiding all his evil thoughts and deeds ... i wont fall for that smile like my silly old man, you clown !
" he is having abit of cough, and we are not sure if he is running a fever ..."
" no problem, i will run a few checks ... "
this silly old clown is a pain in the ass, and yes, i mean pain in the ass literally ! everytime i get to see him, i go home with a sore bum ... he has this stupid fetish of poking people with sharp objects ... but come to think of it, this deaf old clown is quite a poor thing ... he constantly needs a hearing aid to hear what people say ... u know ... 2 wierd looking tubes sticking into his ears connected to a round metallic thingy. and he gets quite touchy with that round thingy ... pathetic paedophile ... bet thats the reason why he was kicked out of the circus ... and now he is here preying on innocent cute toddlers like ... ahem ... me ...

" he is okay, his lungs are quite clear..."
" let me check his temperature ..."

why is he putting a stupid fat object into my ears ?!?!!? come on silly old clown, it wont come out from my other ear, dun give me the magic trick crap ...

" no fever ..."

NOW WHAT ??!?!? why are you putting a blardy PLANK into my mouth !??!?!?
" say ah ... tristan say ah ... "
AH MY ASS !!! can i stuff my hardened poo into ur mouth and you say ah instead !?!!?!?!?!?

"his throat is abit sore ... "

he is lucky he was quick nuff, i was about to pui chao nua onto his face ... nah ... that will spoil my angelic image [eyes glitter]

oh wait ... is he going to poke me bum bum wif the sharp thing again ?!?!!??!?
noooooooooooo ... silly old man ! save me ! get me away from this evil, despicable old clown !!!!
i promise i will spare you the upper cut and the throat slash if you save me now !!!!
pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeeeee !!!

[loud wailing heard]

"its okie ... daddy is here ... no worries ..."
its NOT ok !!! get me outta here !

"i will prescribe some cough mixture for him ... "
now he is trying to POISON ME !!!

"did you guys bring him out quite often ?"
"yeah ... we have been out on several occasions recently ..."
"better not go out for the rest of the week ... let him rest ..."
WHAT !!! now i am GROUNDED !!!!?!?!?!?!?
u old fart !!
iiiiiiiiiiii haaaaattttttteeeeeeee ccccchhhhhhhoooooooooo !!!

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"boy its time for you to sleep ..."
nope ... i dun want to ...
lotsa pretty gers here, i wanna play wif them ...

"ur tired, time to sleep sleep, boy ... "
nope, hypnotise shit dun work on me ...

[struggles]

"boy! dont be naughty, its time for you to sleep ! ..."
grrrrr ... irritating !!!

--> ah cha !!!

" OUCH !!! MY EYES !!! ... "
[puts Tristan on the couch]
" what happened dear ??? "
" he stuggled and poked my eyes !!!"
" GOSH !!! ur left eye is swollen and your sclera is bloodshot red ! are you okay ??"

muahahahahhah ... so the art of self defence on the discovery channel actually works ...
maybe i should try the upper cut or the throat slash next time [evil grin]
[Tristan] 1 : [Silly Old Man] 0

7 months old!

Little Tristan is officially 7 months old as of today! So cool!

His achievement so far:

1) he is able to crawl a little bit

2) in his pumping position, he is able to turn round and round (don't ask me why he learn that first before learning how to crawl...makes me puzzled too!)

3) he can sit up right for about 15 minutes or so

4) he is trying to stand whenever he can

5) he is drooling a little coz probably he is teething soon...yes, he drools a little only so far, so he is a pretty clean baby and no bib necessary around his neck Yet!

6) he is learning to swim

p.s: I can't seems to upload the hoo hoo video...something wrong with blogspot! Damn...will try whenever I can!

Da Phone ...

" hi dear ... we reached home liao ... "
" oh okie, so fast ah ? hows ah boy ? ..... "

hmmm ... how did the sound of that silly old man come out from this box ...
hmmm ........
I KNEW IT ... that silly old man's soul must have been sucked into this wierd box ...
tsk tsk tsk ... silly old man keep getting into shit and now i have to save the day ...
what to do ? ... with great powers comes great responsibilities ...
now how do i get that silly old man's soul out of this box ...
... lotsa buttons ... maybe some combination of buttons should break the security lock ...
[ 1 min later ]
hmm .......... bah ...... shall use the most primitive yet effective method, works everytime ....

"NOOOOOOOOOO TRISTAN !!!"
"Don't throw mummy's phone !!!"

so .... the soul sucking machine has got a name ...... "phone" ...
the next time i get hold of that, maybe i can try it on the "bah-wu" auntie ... [evil grin]

The Hoo Hoo Video

I keep wanting to upload CNY photos but just keep delaying it. I probably have to find one day and just upload everything at one go, including lots of Tristan's pictures!

Meanwhile, here is a video taken on 1st March (Tongtong's 8th birthday celebration) with Tristan keep saying 'hoo hoo'... Cheers!

6 months old!!!

Tristan is officially 6 months old as of today!
5th March 2008! ***Yipee!***
It's the start of his porridge journey!

babies are the inventors of sensors

"commander, we are going into sleep mode, permission to activate all sensors .... "
"permission approved "
"roger, copy that..."
"all sensors activated"
( 10 minutes later )
"commander, our radar detected a drop in altitude, i repeat, our radar detected a drop in altitude ..."
"roger that, prepare for contact and get ready to press the alarm button, the sensor should sound off soon"
"affirmative! ... butt touching the surface in 5.....4.....3.....2.....1"
"commander, our sensor detected a breach in security in the butt proximity, the butt has touch the bed ! i repeat, the butt has touched the bed !"
"PRESS THE ALARM NOW ! "
--(Loud Wailing sound heard)---
"commander, the butt sensor is green again and we are gaining altitude, all sensors are cleared !"
"good job fellows ! keep up the good work !"

-- " wah lau eh, his kar chng got put sensor one ah ? the moment it touches the bed then start crying liao, piangz, like that my arm confirm going to jee man .... "--