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"boy its time for you to sleep ..."
nope ... i dun want to ...
lotsa pretty gers here, i wanna play wif them ...

"ur tired, time to sleep sleep, boy ... "
nope, hypnotise shit dun work on me ...

[struggles]

"boy! dont be naughty, its time for you to sleep ! ..."
grrrrr ... irritating !!!

--> ah cha !!!

" OUCH !!! MY EYES !!! ... "
[puts Tristan on the couch]
" what happened dear ??? "
" he stuggled and poked my eyes !!!"
" GOSH !!! ur left eye is swollen and your sclera is bloodshot red ! are you okay ??"

muahahahahhah ... so the art of self defence on the discovery channel actually works ...
maybe i should try the upper cut or the throat slash next time [evil grin]
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